$13.77 for 7-11 Headphones

I got the nice pair of 7-11 headphones.

Not the REALLY nice pair. The $31 pair.

I don't flaunt my wealth like that.

I didn't get the cheap kind, though. The $5.99 pair.

I wanted to make an investment.

So I got the Goldilocks.  The Happy Medium. The just-right.
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I feel old. And tired.

My wife is hot and my kids are amazing. But I'm not sure I'm holding up my end of the bargain.

I'm not sure...but I may be a loser.

I just told you the story of my Saturday Night