The bad news, as it turns out, is that all four of them are convicted sexual predators that live together in the hopes of securing a TruTV reality show based on their cooky living situation. They also pointed out that living together makes it easier to introduce themselves to all their neighbors, as they are legally required to do.
Seemingly unaware of even the most fundamental social mores, the four of them - Mick the Creep, Creepy Mick, Steve the Creep, and Creepy Steve - then gave us a housewarming gift, the first in a series of videos they created together called "Creepy Lessons."
Here's the video they gave us:
Which one do you think is creepier? They asked us to take a vote so they can learn how to be even creepier, so feel free to leave a comment!