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Another Creepy Video

Apparently our downstairs neighbors made a ton of these. The quality isn't great, but I think the creepiness shows through.

Watching this video makes me more and more excited that I'm headed to Austin next week to perform at South by Southwest. Very excited. Though a little worried for the other neighbors I'll be leaving behind.

Our Creepy Downstairs Neighbors

With Lucas back in Texas for at least a few weeks - and perhaps the next few months - I realized I needed someone to hang out with, so I reached out to our downstairs neighbors. The good news is that all four of the men living directly below us seemed eager to get involved with our blog and even offered to make their own videos for it.

The bad news, as it turns out, is that all four of them are convicted sexual predators that live together in the hopes of securing a TruTV reality show based on their cooky living situation. They also pointed out that living together makes it easier to introduce themselves to all their neighbors, as they are legally required to do.

Seemingly unaware of even the most fundamental social mores, the four of them - Mick the Creep, Creepy Mick, Steve the Creep, and Creepy Steve - then gave us a housewarming gift, the first in a series of videos they created together called "Creepy Lessons."

Here's the video they gave us:

Which one do you think is creepier? They asked us to take a vote so they can learn how to be even creepier, so feel free to leave a comment!