I'd Rather Hear Your Story than your Tweets

If your tweets are funny, then your mind is funny. Which means if you just told your story honestly,

The funny would show up in it,

And some of your experience would probably echo with mine.

But I'm busy working. Your tweets are cute, but they don't change anything.

Your story is harder for you. Scarier for you.

But it's better for me.

And probably better for you, too.
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I wish someone had explained this to me, back when I was doing stand-up.

But they didn't have the time. See they had these things called "jobs," and