I'm Running for the Lowest Office (Dear Vanessa)

Japan just changed their voting age.  They lowered it by 3 full years.


I think it's time for the United States of America to do the same.
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Write me in,


my first order of business will be passing a law


that re-appropriates a certain percentage of the National Education Budget


So that every student who voted in the previous election,


is paid for every A they get on their next report card.
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