Dear Virginia Beach Comedians,

There is shit outside my office door.  Dog shit.  Dog shit filled with worms.

Please don't hate me.  It's draining.  And my life is already draining.

Maybe it seems like I'm an A-burger.  Maybe it doesn't.

But my life is exhausting.  And I miss stand-up.

Please be nice.  It would mean a lot to me.

Sincerely,
New Virginia Beach Comedian,
Bryson Turner