I know how hard it is to get crowds out to shows. But especially open-mics. Because you can't even really promise your friends that the show will be good.
So I'm making you a deal: If you run an open-mic within 50 miles of Virginia Beach, and you invite me to come to it,
I will be so flattered by your offer that I will come and crush for you.
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The only person this does NOT apply to is Johnny Habu.
Johnny, I love ya buddy, but I need your mic for a workout room. I need to be able to test stuff every week going forward, so I can build up my Crush Set. Right now my sets feel like watching 50 year-old Dennis Rodman play basketball in North Korea. I'm terrible.
I need a practice gym. So I'm sorry. No crushing for you.
But literally ANYONE else -- just ask.
So I'm making you a deal: If you run an open-mic within 50 miles of Virginia Beach, and you invite me to come to it,
I will be so flattered by your offer that I will come and crush for you.
_____
The only person this does NOT apply to is Johnny Habu.
Johnny, I love ya buddy, but I need your mic for a workout room. I need to be able to test stuff every week going forward, so I can build up my Crush Set. Right now my sets feel like watching 50 year-old Dennis Rodman play basketball in North Korea. I'm terrible.
I need a practice gym. So I'm sorry. No crushing for you.
But literally ANYONE else -- just ask.
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